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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Media ka Bol Baala

News chodkar kar baaki sab cheez channel main dikhate hai
Saare TV serials ke updates ein channel main mil jaate hai
Har sakshiyat ke neeji zindagi main bekauf jhaankte hai
Kuch sach na mile to jhooti sting dikhakar badnaam karte hai

News nahi.. soap opera hai jisne Ekta ko bhi peeche chod daala
Sach hi hai Desh main aaj kal hai Media ka bol baala

Pseudo-Securlarism ka naya raag alaapte hai
Padosi dushman ko apna dost batate hai
Aatankwadi ko jail ho to use Hero banate hai
24 ghante Jail main uska haal chaal batate hai

Apni soch ko bina sahi jaane haqiqat bana dala
Sach hi hai Desh main aaj kal hai Media ka bol baala

Aam muddhe par Debate...
har raat khub dikhate hai
par jo unki soch se mel rakhe...
Sirf unhe bolne dete hai

Apni soch to aam mudhda banake dikha daala
Sach hi hai Desh main aaj kal hai Media ka bol baala


EXAMPLES

Amitabh ne shaadi se inhe door rakha
To Amitabh ke peeche padh gaye
Vivek ne Salmaan se panga kya liya
uski burai karne main jee-jaan se lag gaye

Sohaib, Sania aur Ayesha ka love triangle ...
Bus poore din yeh hi dikhate rahe
Desh ke 76 jawaan naksali ke haaton Shahid hue
Is baat par gaur karna hi bhool gaye

Jo Khabar bikhta hai use bus woh bech daala
Sach hi hai Desh main aaj kal hai Media ka bol baala


Advani ne galti se Obama ko Osama bola
Hema Malini speech main jagah bhool gayi..
To poora din us baat par exclusive bana dala

Par Rahul Raipur main jaakar bolte hain
ke Raanchi main unka doosron daura hain
jaane kyoun is baat ko poora gol kar daala

Chamcha giri karte karte sachchai ko bech daala
Sach hi hai Desh main aaj kal hai Media ka bol baala


Kanchi Sankaracharya ko sabit hone se pehle gunahghar bana diya
Sanjay dutt ko jail hua to use Gandhigiri ka pujari bana diya
Pradhnya Thakur ko to shuruvat se hi terrorist maan liya
Abu Salem jaisa mujrim to sachcha ashique bana diya

Court ki kya zaroorat, Media ne to faisla pehle hi suna daala
Sach hi hai Desh main aaj kal hai Media ka bol baala

2 comments:

Roshni Bangera said...

nice thought vasant...its so true media doesnt cover the more urgent news but focus more on masala news to up their trp..i used to enjoy watchin news in the morning but now whenever i on the tv to watch news i either get to see the ipl highlights or some or the other scandal..and the most irritating is the future perdictions tht thy give..and in all the news chanels the same thing goes on at the same time...b it print media or tv all want to showcase rubbish..par phir bhi media ka hi bol baala hai kya kareen...thts what the majority of people want..

Manisha said...

Thats so true.......